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Oh No Pete Burns No!!

It's disappointing (but probably no surprise) to discover that someone who works so hard to look so good actually looks so bad. (Scroll down.) Some nights you go to bed a pop star, and wake up a character in a Frank Henenlotter movie.

Hang in there, Pete! Michael Jackson will never get his old nose back, but your lips will metabolize eventually.